The Glamour: Newcastle Makeover
This time next week I will be in Newcastle 🙂
I am so beyond excited that excited doesn’t even cover it, I have been counting down like crazy and it’s almost time, thank god I have something else to count down to once I get back or I don’t know what I’d do with myself.
I have only been to Newcastle once before but I fell in love instantly and this love was only increased when I fell in love with Geordie Shore. I love the comments the cast come out with, I love that so many things they say and do remind me of myself, and I am in absolute hysterics every time I watch it. So in honour of my love for Geordie Shore I have decided that I am going to go for the full on Geordie Shore look for my weekend away.
On Tuesday, my day off, I have booked myself in for a FatGirlSlim treatment at my local spa, which Holly and Charlotte had in one of the episodes. Who doesn’t love a bit of pampering and when I saw this treatment on the show I was straight on Google looking for a local place that did it and how lucky am I that they do it at the Spa 10 minutes from my house. A FatGirlSlim treatment is “A saviour before slipping into anything curve-hugging, this detoxifying, circulation-stimulating, body toning treatment includes dry body brushing, application of firming grapefruit essential oil, a trouble-spottargeting seaweed Task Mask, a heated wrap, and a rubdown with waist-whittling Love Handler.”
After I have had my FatGirlSlim treatment I will be going straight to my favourite nail salon and getting false nails put on. I am a serial nail biter so I have no hope in having pretty nails by next Friday so I’m going to cheap as so many of us do… But what am I going to get done to them? White tips, a bold colour, patterned, gems? The options are endless, but I have four days to decide so I better come up with something.
I AM GETTING A SPRAY TAN! I am as pale as they come and I have only ever had a spray tan once in my life and it was before I went on holiday so that I wouldn’t have to catch up with my friend who tans the second she steps out in the sun. I ended up coming home paler than when I arrived so needless to say I never bothered going down that road again, but as it’s only for the weekend and it’s essential for the Geordie Shore look I shall be getting a spray tan on Wednesday which my friend will be doing for me as she qualified in spray tanning last September 🙂 Wish her luck, she has to see all my wobbly bits.
I have untold amount of lashes in my make up collection which I seemed to have accrued over the years bur I’m an absolute failure at putting them on so they have just continued to pile up, but as my friend I am going with is much more skilled in the make up department than I she will be putting them on me to help complete the look. My next post will be on the outfits I have bought specially for the trip.
Now we just have to wait and see whether we end up acting more like Charlotte and Holly or Charlotte and Sophie for the weekend. I’m going for Charlotte and Holly with just a pinch of Sophie as that’s how we are on a normal day but we’ll see. 7 days and counting, roll on Newcastle 🙂
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